The Concrete Overcoat Affair

No Brussels for me tonight, after a concrete mixer decided to give the Forth Road Bridge a concrete overcoat and left me in a giant motorway shaped car park.

Police haven't yet ruled out sabotage due to a lack of any concrete evidence. Boom, boom...

But still, badda-bing badda-bang, at least I'm home with the family for an extra night this week. An offer I can't refuse.

Comments

Löst Jimmy said…
Holy concrete galoshes Batman!

Back to Brussels then?
Stay off those sorbets!
March 11, 2008 at 11:32 AM
George Ternent said…
Damn, I forget to pack the Sorbet Repellent Bat Spray.
March 11, 2008 at 2:15 PM
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