The George Lite Zone

Two Spurs fans in the White Hotel sit in the infamous love seat while the ghostly spectre of a White Moose gazes on. Of course it could be an adult male deer, which would make it a White Hart. Not quite White Hart Lane, but still, no moose is good moose.

The White Hotel in Brussels is a bizarre place. Each of its rooms is decorated in a minimalist style that is themed around the colour white. Pondering the purpose of the sink plug attached to your room key, you discover the matching plug hole inset into the wall near your door. All I need now is a copy of The Beatles - The White Album to listen to and my stay is complete.

Sometimes staying at the White Hotel in Brussels I fealt like I was being watched...