Vonnegut's Eight Rules For Writing Fiction

Kurt Vonnegut, Junior. 11-Nov-1922 to 11-Apr-2007

I was sad to hear that Kurt Vonnegut died recently. Author of such SF Classics as Slaughterhouse Five, Cats Cradle and Breakfast Of Champions, he'll be sorely missed.

In surfing the web recently I came across his eight rules for writing fiction.

1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
4. Every sentence must do one of two things -- reveal character or advance the action.
5. Start as close to the end as possible.
6. Be a sadist. Now matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them -- in order that the reader may see what they are made of.
7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

Hopefully they'll help to produce a new generation of top quality writers to rival the great man.

Kurt Vonnegut, Bagombo Snuff Box: Uncollected Short Fiction

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